Elbows and heads DO NOT MIX!

Now my question is, why do people feel so effing entitled?  this comes from the train, where else would this come from!?  A while back, sitting on the PATH, bright eyed, bushy tailed and ready to start an awesomely fun filled day of work... in translation I am cranky tired and was ready to junk punch someone since I am just not in any mood to be up and at em just yet.  To add to my stellar mood, the guy on the train sitting next to me cant seem to sit without his legs spread so far apart that it is the most ridiculous man stance I have ever seen.  After somehow finagling a seat on the coveted end of the set of seats right across from the door, I put my headphones in and get right to resting my eyes. 

     The train hasn't even started to move and bam, right in the side of my head, elbow, let me clarify... ELBOW TO MY HEAD.  Now mind you I wasn't all leaned over to the side, my head was straight back in a strain sleeping conducive position and his elbow has just tried to give me a concussion.  So slightly stunned and kinda starting to get a headache, this d-bag just gives me a look of 'excuse me I am trying to read my Wall Street Journal' (BTW if the wall street journal is supposed to be all manly to read, then why is it on pink paper?!).  Now me being who I am, decide the most opportune response to this is 'oh I'm sorry did my head just get in the way of your effing elbow?!'.  Also the phrases douchebag, and asshat, may or may not have been said to him, however in this situation it was very fitting.  Needless to say he got knocked off his high horse, especially when some guy standing next to him laughed, applauded me and called him an a-hole.  Granted this isnt nice, I know this, it is just in my nature to be slightly hotheaded and things just slip out, I mean really who expects me to say "Thanks kind sir for elbowing me in the head, it was a great way to start my day!"  Saying this would just mean I am not being true to myself and we all know no one approves of that! ha ha ha