Scene: I was in line to buy magnets for the people I work with, and no worries I totally bought one that was a Jackalope for myself! And there was a little girl in the shop signing furiously to her dad about something or the other a kid would want (at the time I like to thing it was a Jackalope magnet). You can totally tell that she was all about arguing for what she wanted out of life right that sec, as any child would be while traveling, cause lets be honest the airport is one place that can make you want to buy ridiculous things that you will never need or use. While we are standing there, you can tell the dad is getting aggravated as any parent would with a child who is asking for something ridiculous such as a 4 foot tall teddy bear. I get to talking with the guy as his daughter is now arguing with the mom hoping her cause will be heard. I am asking general questions as I would anyone else I tend to envelop in conversation.
As we are standing there talking about how they are traveling to his brothers house for Christmas some idiot lady starts talking to the mom. All seems innocent right... yeah no, the dummy leans down and starts talking to the little girl, fine no big deal, umm mind you this girl is 7 going on 8, as she told me later and it is obvious she is of an age in which she attends school, and this lady starts asking in a loud condescending voice... "doooo... youuuu... goooo... toooooo.. schooooool?! Yooooou... knooooow... thaaaaat... bulllildinnnng... where... yooooou... learnnnnnn.. thinnnnnnngs?!?!". Umm hey bitch this kid knows what an effing school is. To top it off I find out later the girl is in the advanced class at school but doesn’t want to skip grades just yet as she likes being with her friends (good for her!). It also turns out that she can read lips just fine, and really is quick as a whip. Unfortunately people like the dummy in the gift shop happen ALL the time, I find out after some translating through the parents. I also find out her name is Holly, she loves bunnies, ponies and the color green (just like me!) is trying to convince her parents she needs a kitten cause her fish need friends and hopes to be a vet when she grows up, well that is if being a princess doesn’t work out for her :) She is not a fan of long flights and cant wait to see her uncles dog and all other types of fun things a chlid can talk about. Honestly talking to this little girl was prob the best conversation I had up to that point of my trip, and has also solidified my want to learn signing!
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